Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly

No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!

by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017

scrotum jones

Male prostitute / Elias

My name is scrotum Jones

by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016

Ball-Scrotumitis

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.

"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"

by AL1B1 April 24, 2020

Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.

Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!

by Big boi42069 June 22, 2020

scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021