Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"
Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"
Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."
Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"
Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."
by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011
Get the The Sasquatch Effectmug. When a tall person believes they are both literally AND figuratively above someone else due to the unconscious bias and privileges gained due to their larger stature.
Symptoms of this behavior can be:
- Confidently explaing things to others without understanding the subject
- Assuming one is more capable than others, without any meritocratic foundation
- Assuming the role of “mentor” or “manager” without having the necessary capabilities, experience or situational understanding
- Reflexively dismissing the opinions of others, especially those shorter than oneself without due consideration
- Dismissing ones own privilege and crediting one’s mediocre abilities and “mindset” instead
- Feeling immediately uncomfortable/insecure when one sees someone taller than themselves
- Deriving ones personality and sense of identity purely from their height
- Looking down on other people both literally AND figuratively.
Symptoms of this behavior can be:
- Confidently explaing things to others without understanding the subject
- Assuming one is more capable than others, without any meritocratic foundation
- Assuming the role of “mentor” or “manager” without having the necessary capabilities, experience or situational understanding
- Reflexively dismissing the opinions of others, especially those shorter than oneself without due consideration
- Dismissing ones own privilege and crediting one’s mediocre abilities and “mindset” instead
- Feeling immediately uncomfortable/insecure when one sees someone taller than themselves
- Deriving ones personality and sense of identity purely from their height
- Looking down on other people both literally AND figuratively.
Example 1
John: *has an opinion Rudy doesn’t like*
Rudy: “Shut up, elf”
John: man, talk about Sasquatch syndrome.
Example 2
Gary: “It’s a lot easier to to feel confident as a tall guy. It comes with many advantages.”
Mike: “If you woke up tomorrow as 6 feet 4... I have bad news: you'd find something else to be miserable about.
Harry: “Sure, but research clearly shows it’s easier to deal with these insecurities if you don’t have to worry about height on top of it.”
Mike: “I am sure there is a lot of research, and you can back up almost any claim with some study. We all have our own strengths and disadvantages.
As a tall man, I can tell you that you won't feel insecure about your height, but instead will have other insecurities. We are separate but equal.
Example 3
Dylan: “so what kind of guys do you like?”
Tina: “well he needs to be tall. Don’t get me wrong, I love short kings- well not personally, but I love that FOR them. But I’m tall myself, so I only date tall guys because short guys all have small man syndrome. I need someone on my level.”
Jake (whispering) “I think she’s the one who has tall woman syndrome.”
Jenny (also whispering) “haha, I think you mean Sasquatch Syndrome”
John: *has an opinion Rudy doesn’t like*
Rudy: “Shut up, elf”
John: man, talk about Sasquatch syndrome.
Example 2
Gary: “It’s a lot easier to to feel confident as a tall guy. It comes with many advantages.”
Mike: “If you woke up tomorrow as 6 feet 4... I have bad news: you'd find something else to be miserable about.
Harry: “Sure, but research clearly shows it’s easier to deal with these insecurities if you don’t have to worry about height on top of it.”
Mike: “I am sure there is a lot of research, and you can back up almost any claim with some study. We all have our own strengths and disadvantages.
As a tall man, I can tell you that you won't feel insecure about your height, but instead will have other insecurities. We are separate but equal.
Example 3
Dylan: “so what kind of guys do you like?”
Tina: “well he needs to be tall. Don’t get me wrong, I love short kings- well not personally, but I love that FOR them. But I’m tall myself, so I only date tall guys because short guys all have small man syndrome. I need someone on my level.”
Jake (whispering) “I think she’s the one who has tall woman syndrome.”
Jenny (also whispering) “haha, I think you mean Sasquatch Syndrome”
by JohnDeereTractors December 22, 2023
Get the Sasquatch Syndromemug. When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
Get the Sasquatch creampiemug. An evil and wicked federal criminal that thinks they are falsely superior (tyrant) which are sometimes called: internet troll, stalker, peeping tom, black-hat hacker or script kiddie; that steals, observes, trades, manipulates and sells data that is retrieved by a computational device from a victim which data is used for the worst things that human beings are capable of.
by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 17, 2022
Get the Sasquatchmug. by Half sasquatch or no sasquatch July 22, 2022
Get the half sasquatchmug. by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016
Get the saggy sasquatchmug. aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.
xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!
by perryEB February 21, 2011
Get the Sasquatch Kidmug.