Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003

Reggie Sanders

Receiving oral sex while performing a weight lifting activity.

Dude, I just put up 300 on the bench while getting a reggie sanders. It's like steroids!

by werd 2 ur motha December 30, 2007

Sanders

Requirements: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 KFC Boneless Bucket.

Description: The Act of a Female performing Oral Sex on the male - whilst he enjoys eating a "Kentucky Friend Chicken; Boneless Bucket"

Toby: "Guys, guess what?! Jamie just gave me a Sanders!"
Other people: "Omg, you have won the Internets."

by KEVII Anonymous November 27, 2011

sander

noun 1. One who enjoys male company, especially in the shower

adj. 2. Possible gay tendencies; enjoys sleeping in the rain

verb 3. To try and jump into one's own shorts

1. I don't hang out with him anymore because he is a homosexual sander.

2. He is so sander; he told me that he once stayed up all night to listen to the patter of the rain on the window.

3. I almost ROOFLED myself to death when he sandered into his boxers.

by Da Sal July 2, 2005

sander party

When two or more people get together and sit on a somewhat loose and thin bench made of wood. A sander is then placed in between the two people and turned on, sending vibrations though the bench. This send a tickling feeling to the people ass and or balls, causing a nice erotic feeling. This is considered"gay" by many people.

Hey! Were having a sander party in woodshop! Wanna come?

by Victor A April 28, 2005

sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

by jorgen November 9, 2006

Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.

"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"

by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011