Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

rug pilot

A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.

That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.

by ACloseFollowing June 30, 2004

rug thumper

Insulting term for a Muslim, especially one from the Middle East. It comes from the Muslim practice of praying by prostrating oneself on a rug.

Leave the Christian dune coon alone. Only shoot the rug thumpers.

by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010

rug-rethink

make-over of someone's hairstyle.
getting a haircut

whoah, wtf with the hair-do? Better check twice if the hairdresser is gay before getting a rug-rethink. You'r gonna win the law-suit thats 4 sure!

by Kjiji April 21, 2007

shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.

Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.

by Rogercles July 23, 2008

Persian Rugs

THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD AND ALL FOUR GIRLS ARE WELL FIT

Q, Did you see the Persian Rugs last night??

A, Yes they are well fit and they are the best band in the world

by A FAN OF THE PERSIAN RUGS October 14, 2011

rug munchin

slang for muff diving, also known as cunnillingus.

He was a rug munchin machine.

by Blacks February 21, 2007