River Edge

A small town in "Prestigious" Bergen County known for absurdly high property taxes. Many years ago, before the housing bubble (2001-2006) River Edge was simply a middle class town with modest sized capes, colonials and ranch homes built in the 1940s. The real estate bubble which created easy financing and high demand transfomed these 50 x 100 lots into havens for the Center Hall Colonial, which was known for a gawdy chandelier from Home Depot proudly on display in a large window above the door. The new residents who moved into these houses assumed that they were Alpine material because of their houses and large Chevy Tahoe SUVs. Please don't be fooled. Anyone with a HELOC could expand their POS cape cod and become a baller.

Did you hear about the Blue Ribbon Schools in River Edge?

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How about those high River Edge property taxes? I hear they make our kids smarter!

by RElite February 16, 2009

River Hill

Stereotypically thought of as a bunch of snobby rich kids by rivaling schools, though, many rhhs students do not conform to this opinion nor is everyone that attends this school rich. It is hypocritical for other people to criticize when most of them wish they were going to the school.
If people spent less time criticizing the success of rhhs and actually bothered to improve their own schools, they would have alot less to say...

River Hill : Don't put down the success of others when you don't bother to improve yourself...

by a schoolgirl's voice of reason January 26, 2009

river pig

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.

by J Clark June 23, 2006

river nigger

a nigger that lives by the river. See INDIAN.

daniel norton AKA ASS RAMMER is a river nigger

by Colby mattie January 13, 2008

River Oaks Baptist girls

really hot girls who are hotter then all the fat-legged kinkaid, st. johns, and first pres. girls put together!!!

st. johns guy: whoa look at that fine girl over there!!

st johns guy 2: yea she goes to river oaks baptist! they're all like that!

by la June 28, 2004

river cricket

Very dark African American

When he closed his eyes I could not see that River Cricket

by Steve Courter January 26, 2008

River Rat

Someone who either lives or represents El Rio, California. Usually low life wannabe gangsters who frequent Walmart stores and attempt to steal shit only to be caught and think they are bad ass mofos. They start fights only to run away from it.

River Rat: Sup foo i just got out for stealing from walmart
CO Boy: La Colonia Chiques Eastside, fuckin pussy.
*River Rat Runs*
CO Boy: Get back here bitch, 187 on a river rat.

COXCH

by 805 Beaner July 25, 2010