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Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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Rudeboi

Alternative spelling of Rudeboy used in text messages. Any person called this must have spent some time in the custody of the police to qualify.
"'sup rudeboi?"
"just smoking some Bísclâit?"
by Bísclâitier August 17, 2006
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Rudeling

Endearing, affectionate term for your significant other who is being cute, but rude.
You're such a rudeling!
by K1NG! April 13, 2009
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RudeDogManuver

Attempting to upgrade a forum but instead knocks the entire forum offline.
A RudeDogManuver is when an admin, in trying to run an upgrade for a message board ends up making the board unable to be used.
by ExecutiveDM January 9, 2009
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Rude

Assholes are rude. Not to tease, not to be funny. They're rude its who they are.
That guy is one rude narcissistic asshole who talks about himself too much.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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rude boys

1. People that follow ska music
2. someone who wears lots of checkered clothing and does a dance called "skanking"
3. sometimes wear suits and funny hats
All the Rude boys are going to the ska show tonight.
by stevekelting May 14, 2006
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Rude Riot!

A band from Tampa, Florida, who try to be like "Jersey boyz", but really aren't from New Jersey (except for one of them). Typical songs comprise of stereotypical Ska-ish melodies. Their lyrics are usually about how nothing's changed and how everything's the same. They're in major competition with propane, a major source of fuel for many homes.
Ben: Hey, Jones, have you ever heard of "Rude Riot!"?
Jones: No.
Ben: Figures.
by Not The Profane February 22, 2008
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