captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

to do a Raymond

To take a joke too far or exaggerate something in a way which makes the speaker sound stupid/creepy.

Dude #1: Where is Caolan and JoAnne? They were here just a minute ago!
Dude #2: Ha, let's start checking the bushes.
Dude #3: HAHAHA YEAH WE'LL FIND CAOLAN KNEELING IN A BUSH JERKING OFF ON JOANNE'S STOMACH!
Dude #2: ...and that is how to do a Raymond.

by mcmillan0520 December 18, 2010

Pulled a Raymond

Pulling a raymond means when someone physically leaves or exits a building withouth so much of a goodbye or notification that they intend to leave

Dude- wheres Neil?
Dunno think hes pulled a raymond

Has he just pulled a raymond

by imperialmike August 6, 2009

Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

dirty raymond

When a guy nuts in a chicks face, getting it directly in both of her eyes so she can't see. He then pisses on her head while she is still wiping off the jizz.

Clayton gave Britney got the "dirty Raymond" this weekend! I bet it was so hysterical, I wish I could have seen her face!

by STINKYNutts June 6, 2019

stove raymond

A man who possesses incredible singing talents. Him and Andrew Curtis make the most inspirational content on the platform, tiktok.com... They form such a powerful duo.

*hears singing in vietenamise*
me: Oh look its Stove Raymond!

by wedontneedoxygen.weneed.bts July 4, 2021

Everybody Loves Raymond

A TV sitcom on CBS that's ending with its 9th season. Can be very funny, but each show seems to have the same plot.

Everybody Loves Raymond except his brother Robert.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005