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Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
by DikeMugless December 24, 2022
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Old Pythonian

A passionate fan of Monty Python and its film and TV incarnations, one especially fond of quoting verbatim whole sketches by heart, walking in Ministry of Silly Walks fashion or watching Monty Python videos online. Patterned, obviously, on "old boy," as in a graduate of a prestigious English public school, with the inevitable variants for various such, e.g., "Old Etonian," "Old Harrovian," "Old Reptonian," "Old Wykehamist," &c.
In Blackpool recently, I came across this rather campy Old Pythonian on the Promenade; he could whistle "The Lumberjack Song" while going into that rather disapproving Ministry of Silly Walks gait, all the while wearing a Pepperpot-type dress.
by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023
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Porch python

Long snaked man sitting on a porch calling all the honeys
by Whiteear March 15, 2026
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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console.log in python

a phrase that describes a programmer who either completely doesn't know what his/she/they is doing or a programmer that is very skilled in their craft. The phrase is also used to describe skids (script kiddies) which also falls into the category of not knowing what they are doing.
Programmer A: OMG, I'm so good at coding, I can use console.log in python.

Everyone else: WTF are you talking about.
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Chaos Contained = Pressurized Motion

Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle
noun

Pronunciation:
AN-gree MON-tee PY-thon MO-tor EN-jin PINK floyd PRIN-suh-puhl

Definition:

The idea that strong emotions or wild creativity become destructive or useless if immediately acted on or suppressed, but powerful if intentionally contained.

The reason yelling online achieves nothing, while albums, movements, jokes, and laws change the world.

Chaos that learned how to wait.

Synonyms:

“Let the turbine spin”

“Don’t go kinetic yet”

“Sit in it first”
“I was about to rage-post, but then I remembered the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle and went for a walk instead.”

“That album worked because it followed the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle—pure emotion, perfectly contained.”

“Bro, you’re violating the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle. You need a container.”
by NakedEdmund March 26, 2026
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Making The Python Sweat

Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
"The power of hecc does what?" makes me make the python sweat
Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
by Pithon777 December 26, 2025
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