Putylibro

Putylibro Puty.lie.bro

A word used by fast food workers that enjoy excercise
P-ull I-lla
U-p B-ring
T-0 R-ight
Y-ellow
L-ine O-ut
Pull Up To Yellow Line I'll Bring Right Out!

Jimmy a fast food worker wears spandex under his work uniform so when he has to do his Putylibro's he will get optimum benefit.

When the fast food worker told the car in the drive through putylibro, he said all right man, but don't forget my ketchup!

by Sharon Baker February 12, 2009

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011

putzgrab

1. A form of journalistic faggotry.

2. an overly dramatic or sensational newspaper, internet, or television headline that is designed to grab the readers attention; BUT the headline has NOTHING (almost nothing) to do with the story.
3. An extremely obese and/or ugly woman with a sexy voice walks up behind a man and grabs his genitals...he is very interested til he sees her.

Headline:
CONGRESS APPROVES FUNDING FOR FAGGOTRY
article contains info on funding for farm bill..

Quote"that headline was just a putzgrab, brah"

by Guy Forcheese August 6, 2011

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

putty up

to dress in all grey

"hey did you see Ryan earlier?"

"no, why?"

"oh, he told me he was gonna totally putty up today"

by wigglebone July 29, 2012

putty shuffaler

Scottish Dialect for someone who is slow, retarded.

"don't gie him that hammer he's a putty shuffaler"

by dictaroniiii June 5, 2014

putybump

a bunch of people that figgle my miffins.

those niggers are really putybumpin me rn.

those people are pretty cool but they have to stop putybumping me.

by tigglebots September 18, 2016