Pucks

"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.

DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS

by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023

sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024