Pseudo-baby mama

1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.

2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.

3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.

Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.

by Sweet_Kiss_of_Death August 1, 2011

pseudo pro-life

A person who supports making abortian illegal, but supports others methods of terminating life.
Ex. War, Death penalty,

Anti-choice is the proper word.

The Republican Party is full of pseudo pro-life supporters.

by ????^_^???? October 30, 2006

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

Pseudo-punk rockian

noun; adolescent between the ages of 13-15 who fancies themselves a "punk" or "rebel" for listening to one or more of the following bands: Green Day, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, etc.

14-year-old Haley was the epitome of a pseudo-punk rockian: she wore her warped tour t-shirt and vans with pride, walking the halls of her suburban highschool with an unwarranted sense of musical superiority.

by SirStubbleton August 15, 2013

Pseudating

A guy and a girl that both really like each other, but aren't dating. They could be not aloud to or other circumstances. They do things like hug, hold hands, blow each other kisses, wink, etc.

They are usually bothered for not dating.

Ex. "Are you and Des dating? You guys are SOO cute. I saw you warming her hands and like hugging her."

"No, we're not. Why?

"You SOOO need to! Or are you guys like pseudating?"

"Go away and get out of my life."

by Neond123 November 15, 2013