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YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
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Personnel reliability program

Better not take a lunch or they with mess with your PRP (personnel reliability program.)
by Saucy b June 9, 2023
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Asian Programs

The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.
Tray: Using Asian programs, i was finally able to find the perfect midget
by FuckDlive February 25, 2021
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With the program

Cali typically L.A slang that stands for "get with the shits" or also just know to get active w the people around you (clicks, gangs, etc)
by Jackson Alvarado May 10, 2023
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Space Coast VAP (viper accelerated program)

A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)
by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 19, 2022
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functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC
haskell is ass because it uses functional programming
by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022
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programming addict

someone who spends 200% of their time coding.
"have you seen Raj, he spends all day coding and playing league of legends"

"Yeah, what a programming addict."
by Wolfking99 February 8, 2022
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