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posted

1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.
by M Dot September 22, 2007
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Noam Posternak

Noam Toasternak

Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.

Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.

Done and dusted.
Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?

Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
by Alexandre Mcneill July 22, 2021
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Original Poster Syndrome

"OPS", Original Poster Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, stupidity, lack of spelling and grammar, lack of creativity and originality. Common at websites that begin with "My Life Is".

As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.
OPS infected MLIA poster: today I realized that when I make the smiley face with the tongue :P I actually stick out my tongue a little bit when I type it. MLIA

Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?

Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.
by SMFAN500 November 24, 2010
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poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!
gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!
by earpuller July 21, 2006
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postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)
"Hey guys, let's go postering!"
by Postering August 30, 2007
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Postlewait Effect

Pronuciation: \'Póst-'til-'wāt\ - /əˈfekt/

Abbreviation: PE

The Postlewait Effect is an economic term for an unexplainable and dramatic shift from financial bliss to utter failure.

A phenomenon that has left multiple professionals flabbergasted at the unprecedented financial shift from growth to falling off of a cliff.

A major component of the Postlewait Effect is building up ones hope thinking that the decision/investment/choice is correct and a great move, before complete devastation.

The double Postlewait although very rare is when a decision/investment/choice is correct and a great move, before crashing but immediately rebounds to give one even greater hope than the first time to just collapse even more dramatically than the initial Postlewait Effect.
I was making a ton of money investing in a Mexican copper mine when all of a sudden the Postlewait Effect took place and the mine magically disappeared and I lost it all.
by Senator Schneids September 27, 2019
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postrealism

Postrealism in a postpartem are departs from real post.
by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009
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