posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.

E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".

by rsaubole February 21, 2020

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat

Mate your a posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice

Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum

by Krezzy August 4, 2022

Posh Graffiti

When you do graffiti the fancy way, eg. Using primer and a top coat varnish for tags.

He's a rich toy, so he does Posh Graffiti.

by saserone September 15, 2022

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Posh

A very posh word see example below

A posh letter would be: Sincerely, I would never for eternity make such a disgraceful, despicable action. I do believe that fairly somewhat this rather adverbial measure politely preposterously disintegrates the tea of mine.

What nonsense!
Thank you,
Yours Dearly,
Yours sincerely,
Kind Regards,
The big Twitter Smod1fier

by Twitter Smod1fier November 17, 2021