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Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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Stank poot

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)
by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022
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poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.
Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!
by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017
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poot bucket

A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?
by Poot bucket March 6, 2015
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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot
by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007
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Poot nannie

Eww Maeve, you just poot nannied in my face!
by Mongoose lady June 28, 2010
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