n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)
Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica
Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.
see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.
Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica
Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.
see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.
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To be excluded or no longer part of something you've been in for quite some time, expecially if its due to size.
Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.
Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.
raymond: whys michelle crying?
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.
by jyx3 May 25, 2010
Get the plutonised mug.Platonicralysis is the inability to see other people as romantic interests because one is stuck in platonic friendship (or friendzone) with his or her current romantic interest. It's a romantic paralysis for a person in platonic relationship with their onetis
Poor John, he's so into this girl Mary who friendzoned him that he cannot see other interesting girls around him. He's got platonicralysis.
by JP08 May 26, 2014
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Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
Get the Platonic Ear Sex mug.A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
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Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
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