Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

by superdamian July 20, 2008

plant dust

Plant dust is defined as any dust-like allergen/component of the air that originates from plants. Plant dust includes pollen of all types.

Typical in-house dust is not 'plant dust'.

There's a lot of plant dust in the air at the moment.

by wizardmuffins May 23, 2023

boob planted

Shove your boobs on something

I boob planted the macaroni salad

by Ilikebananaz November 10, 2015

plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011