phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Plant Stamp

A type of Tramp Stamp.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.

Rhian: "Oh hey guys, check out my new tattoo!"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"

by JustSomeParrinGuy September 15, 2012

the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

plant dust

Plant dust is defined as any dust-like allergen/component of the air that originates from plants. Plant dust includes pollen of all types.

Typical in-house dust is not 'plant dust'.

There's a lot of plant dust in the air at the moment.

by wizardmuffins May 23, 2023

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

by superdamian July 20, 2008