Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Plain

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Plain

Whitewashed, someone that tries to whitewash everyone else's memories and thoughts so that they start paying attention to them here and now.

The attention seeking girl was as plain as they come, and being the narcissist that she was, thought that everyone owed her their attention, and possibly even their belongings.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Great Plains

The time it takes for the fourth (or fifth) week to take when you're on monthly salary!

Thank Fuck for PAY DAY! I had to cross the Great Plains this week!!!

by Insphire November 8, 2018

Non-Plain English

Isslie Ebonics, too dam broke tho, mor so thear da shit.

"They speak in non-plain english when theres Chainz din Fi-Ah". Ekskuz my tung sol, but i kant go round givn them Nok toomuh noledge

by H.N.I.C. K.A.B. March 9, 2020

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

plain milk

drinking plain milk straight up

person a: what are you drinking right now?
person b: just plain milk
person a: you sick fuck

by UndoingEar December 17, 2021