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ping

A signal that gay people get from their gaydars, that indicates their 'gayness' level.
OMG Kristen Stewart pings so bad! She's such a babydyke!
by HanaLeigh September 27, 2009
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300 ping Biden

A term used to describe Joe biden when he has one of his demantia moments
Biden: "I'm running as a proud democrat for the senate"
Twitchchat: "300 ping biden"
by Ferskfitte October 17, 2020
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ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
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Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
by NutmegSals April 13, 2009
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Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.
And example of a ping spoofer is amir.
by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019
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Ghost Ping Day

April 10th is ghost ping day, where you ping as many people as possible in a discord server and delete the pings afterwards.
You participating in Ghost Ping Day?

Yeah, I own a discord server and have zero bitches
by amongussussygamer6826 April 8, 2022
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ping

More generally, has come to mean being picked up on or penalised for something, e.g. a speeding fine or the boss at work. Like being the submarine receiving the ping from the torpedo boat. Opposite of being golden.
The cops pinged me for speeding.

The boss pinged me for being late to meetings.
by WhatDidIUseLastTime January 5, 2013
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