You know, these network security audits are the perfect excuse for a byte pervert to squeeze the cream from the flesh Twinkie.
by songsta September 26, 2013
A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016
Someone who can’t get enough reading or writing because they are twisted and can’t stop themselves in the course of their educational addiction.
The addiction had become extreme and drove almost everything she did since she had become an undeniable hardcore word pervert.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 06, 2019
Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.
by byrd77 January 06, 2009
When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
by spcghdfj January 15, 2010
by lolpiggy September 14, 2011
An ambiguous term meant to shame gay folks and/or people into more than vanilla sex. It is in fact a badge of pride.
by mysteryguest October 13, 2020