When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
Get the Pastry pastymug. 1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
Get the Pastinessmug. When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastiemug. Back in the 80s Larry Bird was considered the best pasty prince. In the 2000s Steve Nash and Dirk were the top 2 past princes in the NBA. In the modern era it’s quite clear that Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokić are the top two pasty princes of the NBA.
by Dr. Glayvine August 10, 2022
Get the pasty princemug. A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
Get the pasty bashermug. A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
Get the pasty virginmug. A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!
Trellawney: ouch!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011
Get the Throwing Pastymug.