Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
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A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.
To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
by Caenfayre September 25, 2017
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When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
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The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
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