Pandemer

the new name for the massive influx of babies born during and shortly after the covid-19 pandemic.

All the pandemers are going to have social anxiety later on.

by bj4evvva May 28, 2021

Pandemic Bitch

a bitch you started fucking with at the beginning of the pandemic (March 2020)

Yeah, she’s just my pandemic bitch

by these bitches 69 October 8, 2021

Padeepa

The definition of a stud. The ultimate bro. A true class act. One of a kind.

That Padeepa though, what a legend!

Oh snap, look it’s Padeepa - I’m drooling rn

by Pdippy7 November 24, 2021

Pandemdick

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.

Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!

by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021

paden bray

one of the heartthrobs of pro rodeo; professional team roper and nfr qualifier

paden bray is very hot.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Paded

The Apex way of saying “pared” because you’re parents are mexican but you are a No Sabo Kid

“How do you say wall in Spanish “
Apex: “paded”

by Paded September 13, 2023

Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.

The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021