Izukara Paradox

A phenomenon in which, despite a lack of effort or time, a creator's work ends up better received, and/or beloved more than the works the creator is more prideful of/has put more effort into.

"This video took me literally 5 minutes to make, but it's already done better than my high-effort video! Classic Izukara Paradox."

by Bongos87 July 15, 2021

grandfather paradox

The grandfather paradox is a paradox of time travel in which inconsistencies emerge through changing the past.

Everyone: What is Grandfather Paradox?

Me: Something like you go back in time and kill your grandfather so that you won’t exist in time.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021

Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

by DevinScud January 26, 2018

Henrinald’s Paradox

The act of being extremely profitable by not taking actual profits.

The business plan was basically a personification of Henrinald’s Paradox.

by Foreign_Prophet May 12, 2023

Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)

person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.

by rraptor222 September 16, 2022