PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

green paper

Money

All Lil Wayne needs is more green paper so he can buy a chromed out 1100

by D-Fen March 22, 2017

paper stack

Greens , Benjamins , Paper... $$$$
Paper stack - a stack of money
paper stacking - Making lots of cash

Sitting back, watching this paper stack.

by __________________________BITCH__________ June 19, 2003

Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.

"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.

by hockey6408 December 18, 2008

paper asshole

A person who talks a lot but doesn't say anything.

You sound like a guy with a paper asshole. You don't know what you're talking about.

by Tom Ferrek June 14, 2004

Paper Dream

Someone or something that is perfect but will likely never work and or be because it is too good for oneself.

"I would love it, but it's just a Paper Dream."

by PaperDream October 17, 2019

"off paper"

You've done the time, you've finished parole, no more violations... You're off paper.

Yo! I just left my P.O.'s office. That's it I finally be "off paper"... Or: Say! Mr. Fitsimmons, since you be my new Corrections Counselor, can you tell me when I be off paper?

by Boss- April 28, 2007