Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.

Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pakiful

The feeling you get when you follow @arts_n_shi on Instagram 🤩

“Omg did you follow @arts_n_shi on Instagram?”
“Yeah, I feel ✨pakiful✨“

by Lobehandles November 11, 2020

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

paki

someone who eats curry . or muslim

look at that paki Ali! stinks of curry!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

Paki

Mfs named Curtis

"Curtis is a paki"

by Yeetemas123 April 7, 2022

Aggy Paki

Terms used by rapper danzy to describe his friends or others ass aggressive Pakistani men

“Yes my aggy paki what you saying”

by Gandu124 April 22, 2020

Pakis ankles

When you're smoking a cigarette and you're at the bottom of the cigarette near the writing

Yo Luke I'll save you pakis ankles on this cigarette

by jjcogg March 30, 2020