Jammin' My Oscar

Jammin' My Oscar means pretty much anything. It's the cowbell of of things that you're doing. It's basically the new "not much/nm u?"

Can also be "Jammin' the oscar"
Which ever you find flows better.

Can replace "Just my Opnion"

1: Hey dude, whats up?

2a: Just jammin' my oscar, wbu?/

b: Not much man, JMO/

c: JTO, wbu?

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1: Dude I had the best night last night. She went on webcam for me while I was jammin my oscar for her.

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1: Hey babe, whats up? ;)

2: Not much, jus jammin the oscar you know. (Could mean masturbating, or just hangin out.)

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1: Listen dude, just JTO, but I think you smoke too much weed.

2: Listen dude, I appreciate your jammed oscar, but stfu.

by BUTTONMASHER411 November 24, 2011

Oscar

A danish guy with massive sex appeal.

Hey Oscar, you sexy mofo.

by MrNobodyWhosNobody November 17, 2011

Oscar award

the one thing leonardo dicaprio can't get

the oscar awards - where Ellen takes selfies with random celebrities

by Kat Asdfghjkl June 5, 2014

Oscar

A pigeon hearted fat foreheaded doughnut who loves to be dominated by big titty goth bitches

What a silly little twat that Oscar is, you can tell he wanks to pictures of nuns.

by UrGirlShanikwa May 2, 2022

oscar

An oscar is an ounce. Usually of weed.

"In Australia oscar's are only $250AUD."
Exchange rate: $1AUD = $0.66US

by Diego July 28, 2003

Oscar

Very sexy guy though unkeen to admit it ;P oscar is cool and very very good at science. See cool sexy and osmosis

Oscar the grouch
computer says nooo
Im a laady
Im also a laady

by Osmo December 12, 2004

Oscar the Grouch

n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her

I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003