When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 03, 2022
by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022
A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
by JerryOwO June 08, 2024
When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
by Jeezus69 December 31, 2020
The act of placing Listerine Cool Mint POCKETPAKS Breath Strips (Tiras para el Aliento) in your mouth before taking a shot of Vodka.
by quadonkdonk January 05, 2021
by BoboRitch June 02, 2018
In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022