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foam blower

A person who never shuts up. Will keep going on and on, talk over you, just to be heard
Man, that last customer was a real foam blower. Wouldn’t stop !
by Ger3459 May 28, 2018
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Russian Leaf Blower

"Russian Leaf Blower” is a grotesque and derogatory term allegedly referring to an inhumane act of filling a bag with warm feces and hurling it at Ukrainian soldiers or civilians, intended as a crude form of psychological or biological harassment. This concept, while not verified as a widespread or officially recognized tactic, has been mentioned in dark humor, propaganda, or anecdotal accounts to mock or dehumanize Russian forces amid the ongoing conflict.

The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
ONG we all hanging and giving each other Russian Leaf Blower
by Ilovesetex April 14, 2025
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Dude Blower

Any person and or animal that is giving a dude filacio.
Guy sees friends:
What’s up, dude blowers!”
by Dude Blowers Anonymous May 21, 2021
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Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work
Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”
by drswipe007 September 5, 2023
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Bush Blower

The act of doing oral on someone who has long pubic hair
"Shit man, I never knew Ryan was such a Bush Blower! "

"I'd never be a bush blower, it's naked or pass for me."
by Pphptcr55 December 26, 2019
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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Milwaukee Blower

The act of one person blowing gently on another person asshole
Picked up this bird at the local last night, went home and gave me the best Milwaukee Blower I have had.

"I haven't been Milwaukeed like that in years"
by Barbandit October 30, 2025
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