Fuck my shit

Any kind of bad break or bad luck.

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.

by joseph greiman March 03, 2007

Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.

"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"

by fuck my shit May 06, 2008

shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up

Our government is shit fucked!

by acseg April 19, 2010

Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 05, 2019

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

by Vengefulmonk September 29, 2005

fuck nigga shit

When something is done to purposely annoy another person, usually one or more black people.

The War on Drugs is just George Bush on some fuck nigga shit.

by Showtime2k8 August 14, 2008

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 15, 2008