Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023

Tender Lungs

a term used mostly by marijuana smokers for someone who can only take small hits or gets high off of small amounts

person 1: (takes a 3 minute long hit then passes the bowl)

person 2: (takes a 4 second hit)

person 1: dude your such a tender lungs

by MrHardRock January 3, 2010

Chicken Tenders

Better than any kind of cooking, they are bussin bussin to the MMMAAAAAAXXXXX, especially with fries

Could I get some Chicken Tenders

by By. Gio June 24, 2021

Chicken Tender

When your dick goes limp while fucking, but you keep slapping it around inside

I gave her that Chicken Tender last night.

by DeathPenalty01 September 2, 2020

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

chicken tender

a chicken tender is when someone is very annoying and stupid. if you want to be mean you could call them the “soggiest chicken tender”

“omg i hate rachel she is a soggy chicken tender”

by kermit666cheese July 22, 2018