Similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. Rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. The email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.
Sam: "Sorry for the weird e-mail last night. I kind of e-vomited."
Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."
Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."
by tarzannie March 05, 2009
The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
by Nathan T. Freeman July 10, 2007
vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.
I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.
by Jesse Bailey May 03, 2006
A young woman of repressive upbringing who tries to be sexy in order to seem more mature. Said young woman is not mature and has no clue how to really be sexy; instead, she comes off looking slutty and childish.
These high school girls on Myspace think they're posing like models but they just look like baby vomit.
by Mr. Tomato September 10, 2006
When you cum on a chicks butthole but, not inside. Then you squish the buttcheeks together and then spread them appart and observe your beautiful vommitting butterfly.
by Niceapples November 12, 2009
by Krumpleforeskin September 07, 2011
When I successfully did a glitch on Yoshi's Island, I got a whole bunch of pixel vomit on the television screen from it. Man, what a weird sight!
by Ereck Flowers February 25, 2017