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Marble Virus

When you turn into a fucking marble
by TheCumBroker July 28, 2020
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The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020
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Marburg virus

A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.
Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.
by Verballyironic December 3, 2017
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linda virus

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021
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the validsof virus

as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it

now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof

this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
by gaming legend420 June 27, 2023
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Pussy virus

When a male doesn't receive or get pussy often and gets a virus called pussy virus that puts them in a depression that can be deadly in no more than a couple months
by Booteyim August 20, 2017
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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