splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Shaking the dice

Whacking off. In reference to how shaking dice looks like you're whacking off a ghost dick. And when you release the dice it's like ejaculation

Ah man, I was shaking the dice to some of that good shit, know what I mean

by AndyLikesStuff September 18, 2022

roll the dice

what people put on their low rider trucks. another examples: jokerz, low ridin', eightball, easy rider

low riders are so gay.

by frivolous jones November 14, 2003

diced pinapple

a cut up penis

dude i was so drunk last night i put my dick in a fan and it gave me a diced pinapple

by ducheonmandik August 7, 2012

dice-k

#2, poop, pinching a loaf, etc...

When you eat a huge meal and have to excuse yourself from the table, announce to others that you "have to drop dice-k" meaning that you will be dropping a wonderful poop.

by DoubleA12 February 12, 2010

Rollin Dice

Another term for masturbation as the motions used to roll dice are quite similar to the five knuckle shuffle.

What did you do last night?
Not much, chilled out and ended my night rollin dice, slept like a baby.

The wife is beating on the bathroom door and the husband replies, DO YOU MIND, I'M ROLLIN DICE IN HERE !

by Filthy D April 15, 2012

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005