This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.
According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
Get the Witty Bantermug. Banter Life is the indescribable feeling of living your best life, and doing it for the banter. You know if you are living the banter life. You know if you don’t.
by BanterLifeBaron April 21, 2018
Get the banter lifemug. The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.
Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010
Get the Backseat Bantermug. If you put a lad who just came out of a cheeky nandos and a gay guy, you will get a banter boy. Their social media has many selfie and days out with the lads in Spoons.
Guy 1: Coming for a cheeky nandos brev?
Guy 2: Yes mate you absolute legend
Guy 3: They must be banter boys.
Guy 2: Yes mate you absolute legend
Guy 3: They must be banter boys.
by Prendographer December 31, 2015
Get the Banter Boymug. by Johnner123 October 27, 2011
Get the Banter Fuelmug. standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.
"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked
by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013
Get the standard bantermug. "Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!
by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015
Get the Banter Spongemug.