Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

spare nigerian

If you travel to Africa and once you meet a wild leopard , you need to throw a spare nigerian, leopard would not attack you , because it is favorite food a nigeria, so dont wait and run , and let nigerian eaten by a lepard.

Oh no a lepard comming toward us, well ok throw away a spare nigerian

by kkUPYUOASS January 10, 2024

Nigerian Mudslide

When you shit on her back, then run at her and put your legs up to let your dick get in dat ass.

Yo, my bitch was sittin' on da bed last night, so I did a Nigerian Mudslide on her ass.

by Jezus The Great and Holy May 20, 2016

Nigerian Bedue

The act of when ones sexual partner uses their warm piss as a substitute for a traditional bedue; for pleasure and cleaning.

John gave me a Nigerian Bedue last week, its cleaned me up so well

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo

"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."

by TurtleFIghters April 17, 2024

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016