Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".

Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?

by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019

Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist

Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”

by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020

Nigel

Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.

Jeez, he’s such a Nigel!

Wow, You’ve just done a Nigel!

by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL

nigels chink birth sign

by mrs tosser September 22, 2025

Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist

Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”

by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025