fucked-up-ed-ness.

1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up"

3. the state of being fucked up.
4. why your fucked up.

My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness!

by Madelaine Avery June 3, 2006

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

by judah2 December 9, 2003

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017