National Boy Bestfriend day is on November 19th, go appreciate your boy bestfriends and hang out with them more.
Boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much today?
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)
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ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
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“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
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“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”
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John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
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