A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer
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by Ayka January 6, 2020
Get the Eat my assmug. When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption
by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018
Get the Egg in my assmug. to put your dick into someone's ass. then, keeeeeeepppp pushing really hard till they moan and moan and moan. they take it out and do it again.
by thatlilassfucker November 10, 2020
Get the fuck my assmug. 
by My ass is open for you May 23, 2019
Get the Fuck. My assmug. An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)
by Willie Block May 23, 2009
Get the chapping my assmug.