stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''

i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher

by noobfish February 20, 2011

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

rock muncher

A term used to describe someone not all there who reminds you of a caveman.

Man, Craig's such a rock muncher!

by Coldhandluke August 28, 2017

gretney muncher

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.

Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*

by lil frank March 4, 2019

paste muncher

A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.

“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”

by YoBigC October 20, 2019

negro muncher

The act of being a suck up or a simp

Person one: that movie was great
Negro muncher: yeah I totally loved it, we should see another together.

by H8rv3y April 21, 2020

Rat muncher

A man or woman who eats rats

You are a rat muncher

by I am a rat muncher June 14, 2021