Morlanded

to do all the work to have it snatched from under you

"You've been morlanded"

by Mighty magpie May 15, 2020

jordan morlan

a jackass who will brake your heart and ruin your life before it even starts he makes you feel special then takes it away he has a way of making you fall for him and he seems to mess with your head and make you want to die because he pulls you right back to where you were when he broke your heart dont trust these guys there liars.

man my ex boyfriend is a jordan morlan

by mm .... October 22, 2017

Molarean

A small growth on a mans penis that increases sexual arousal with certain breeds of animals.

"His Molarean gave him extended pleasure and way to a new lifestyle..as well as a new found love for the farm."

by Emp May 9, 2005

mobla

slang for mobile/cell phone

ring me later tonight on ma mobla, check dem

by mynameisamy August 29, 2005

Mollart

A sneaky underhanded act, perpetrated by someone to undermine another, when a quick word to the victim would have got the job done. Mollarting can often result in offence being taken by the person being Mollarted, and an atmosphere of tension being created.

He went the wrong way about getting that done, he's only gone and done a Mollart!!

by Hixxx March 13, 2009

Molar Flambet

A most painful way to die, consisting of:

- An open mouth
- Two parts Vodka
- A lighter

You know what a molar flambet is, don't you Jack? I've heard they're quite delicious.

by The Mysterious Mr. z October 29, 2009

marlarkin

a stupid mofo.

jake is such a marlarkin, like really.

by sweetdeallllllllllllllllllllll July 22, 2010