Monta Vista

1. (proper noun) Crazy shack with too many Asians and too many crap teachers.

2. (noun) A depressing and boring place

3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.

1. Jeff: Damn that Monta Vista High School for it's asians

Craig: Yea man wtf

2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista

Tracy: I know right?

3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it

Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.

by LolZebra March 11, 2011

minga

noxious looking hag

whys your mum such a minga

by nick windsor January 29, 2004

mongo slut

massive slut.

no you can't date that girl, she's a mongo slut.

by thatonecoolchick June 7, 2010

Mongo Bob

A mild derogatory description of someone who has completely stuffed up or ruined something and has acted like a complete spaz in doing so. Loosely related to being described as mongolated or possibly something to do with Genghis Khan and the Mongols.

They sent through their version of the document and it looked completely crap. They must be a total Mongo Bob.

by Ol' mate Frank August 14, 2015

monja

a beautiful woman with a good heart black curly hair and beautiful eyes

smart, funny and also a good person

Who is the most beautiful girl?

- YES, MONJAA

by selfischgyaaal January 2, 2017

Le Mong

A session that practises the art of Mong, which is to enter a relaxed state of mind whilst listening to music, often involving alcohol consumption and like minded company.

Fancy coming over for a Le Mong session?

Le mong condemns your happy hardcore ways child!

by anglefiction December 19, 2008

eBay mong

Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.

I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.

by Jockey Thomas January 30, 2010