Moses Love Tunnel

When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.

"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."

by loonabunny June 4, 2022

Des Moines

OK Ok Des Moines is that Dirty Money Island floating in tha middle of the country. All we do is stack paper literally. Its dat Young Paper it be so fresh. Everyone has 515 on their backs all day err day. Look out for some hip hop revolutions rising out DMI. And we like green too.

two people from Des Moines (Dirty Money Island):
what it be like

yo lets get ham
kk

by Lil' BucKy May 19, 2010

mossessive

When a female is over-possessive of her gay male friends.

Leslie is totally mossessive of Joe, it's so pathetic.

by Leslie Bea May 30, 2008

moisey

a person that overdoes something particularly something to do with heavy objects.(usually done by a person on steriods)

dang cameron you really moisey'd that ball over the fence

by gethardquick May 12, 2011

The Moses

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.

I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch

by D. Bruch May 11, 2009

Pulling a Moses

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012

Moisses

A person who is incredibly chill. Usually smokes large amounts of pot, but is always there when he is needed.

Girl 1: My best friend totally comforted me the other day, even though he was stoned
Girl 2: He must be a Moisses

by sammygreen March 1, 2010