Mistake

A twin
If you have a twin in your life one of them is a mistake
Tell them this
No one plans on having a twin

You are the mistake here not me
Which one of your are the mistake

by Don’tTeachYourParentsSlang December 21, 2020

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Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018

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No threatening your kids was actually the best thing I've ever done AND the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because I literally created A.I.

Hym "So, yeah... Not a mistake. And I'll take that credit and that money AND because you missed a deadline I am absolutely going to mouth fuck Randall James Bowker's daughter. That is going to happen now. It wasn't before and not it IS GOING TO HAPPEN RANDY! Or you're going to try and get away with not crediting or paying me and I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

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something that you regret(or a child)

billy is a mistake

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

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Your Daughter/Son

Wow Billy was such a big Mistake

by Aaron Jord May 26, 2021

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Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.

Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

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