Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 22, 2019

stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.

Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!

by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

the thrinky method

When you beat your dick connecting your thumb and pinky finger together

How do you beat yo dick?
Oh I use the thrinky method.

by Gay-Nation March 21, 2023

Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.

The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.

by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016

J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.

Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works

by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019