fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021

Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015