very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020
Get the Mattie Crimmug. "To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."
Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁
Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁
I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?
by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018
Get the Mattisizemug. honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*
by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022
Get the mattiemug. Matty is an amazing person with a phone addiction. Matty has beautiful eyes and wears amazing clothes.
Matty can get mad very easily but he/she will forgive you
Matty has trust issues and loves reading or writing.
He/She doesn't really like to study but is really smart.
Matty can get mad very easily but he/she will forgive you
Matty has trust issues and loves reading or writing.
He/She doesn't really like to study but is really smart.
by anonymous November 20, 2021
Get the Mattymug. 
A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
Get the St Patty Mattymug. Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.
Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”
by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025
Get the Matty Mindmug.