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Hasn't Any Maidens

Trains hasn't any maidens.
by Czex June 5, 2022
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Bull Maiden

A dominant female. Large stature and superior been structure with at least one beneficial mutation in the LRP5 gene responsible for bone density. A strong woman of superior breeding quality. Not fat or skinny, just a large strong dominant woman.
1. “She’s not gay bro, she’s just a bull maiden.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”

Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
by Skywalker Luke June 30, 2025
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maiden less

we’re all maiden less
by gmc0714 June 1, 2024
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Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.
The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.
by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010
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flesh maiden

Its a word I made up after I heard the song Make Me Bad by KoRn ANF I thought he was saying Flesh Maiden.
Make Me Bad by KoRn starts to play on radio*

Toby (Me): Oh hey thats KoRn! And is he saying Flesh Maiden?
by Toby. :D September 25, 2021
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No Maidens?

This phrase is one of the worst shit someone can pull out of there ass this basically means that one one is telling you get no girls,bitches hoes whatever
Person: I hate you
Person 2: No maidens?
Person 1: fuck you
by Sussykid1234 February 17, 2023
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Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
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