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furry lollipop

When your mom shits in your mouth while sucking off your dad on your sister's bed and shoving the family cat up her cooch when she's on her period. The cat must be pissing in your dad's mouth and fingering the cat's asshole.
Dude, I just did a massive furry lollipop with my fam last night at our lake house. She was soooo bloody.
by bluemarz November 4, 2021
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Fatboy Lollipop

Its when you scrape off the cookie dough or cake batter from the inside of the bowl and lick the spoon.

it can also be done with a mixer
hen my mom gets done making cookies, she always gives me the Fatboy Lollipop at the end!
by Joey andd Cameron January 16, 2011
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atomic lollipop

atomic lollipop AKA: xATOMIC POPx is the leader of a yet to be named clan. He and his group is known for playing BF3 and BF4. they are almost always MVP and greatly feared in any match. they are known for sharp room entries, brutal point takeovers and fierce air support. He has recruited two of his best friends he personally knows and two of his friends he has met via the crumbling lands of BF3. these group members all greatly respect each other in the group and don't consider anybody to be any higher rank than anybody else other thank atomic lollipop. these group members are: LucK Fayde, atomic waffles, Crash N Burn69 and samster4.
atomic lollipop's clan is rushing the m-com. were doomed.
by Crash N Burn69 September 29, 2013
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It's lollipops or whoopass

It can be really nice or really not.
It's lollipops or whoopass, dude, and guess what - I'm fresh out of lollipops.
by dense fog April 20, 2010
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lollipop kiss

1.) The act of kissing a penis like dat' shit a lollipop
Man brah that girl just took me to the bathroom and gave me a lollipop kiss.
by YeahBrah1133 March 21, 2014
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lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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